Saturday, March 29, 2008

Oleksiy Pecherov aka Stewie Gets Posterized

Oleksiy Pecherov, a 7 footer from Ukraine, bares resemblance to Stewie from the TV show, family guy. Here is Pecherov getting dunked on by Andres Nocioni with commentary from Stacey King.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Rockets Imitate Dikembe

The players of the Houston Rockets do their best impersonation of the veteran Dikembe Mutombo, who sounds like the Cookie Monster.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Kobe is a Genius?!?

Here is one of Kobe Bryant's "Pure Genius" ad campaign for his Air Nike Zoom shoes. Albert Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and George Washington Carver are rolling over in his grave. At the end of the commercial, the kid says "You don't have to be a genius to buy these shoes". I concur; by my evaluation you would be an idiot to buy these shoes because of this commercial.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Kobe Dishing Out the Towels

After a postgame interview, Kobe Bryant throws a towel into the face of an old lady.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Random Thoughts on Fantasy Football

A Redskins fan taking Tony Romo in his fantasy draft?
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the 6th round in my fantasy draft and I still had not picked a quarterback. 9 of them already had been taken, so I figured I should take the best quarterback that I had on the board. I decided to take Tony Romo, starting quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.

What seemed like a solid pick in my mind, was criticized by everyone else in the draft lobby, most of whom were Redskin fans like myself . The chants of "Tony Homo" were prevalent in the draft lobby. One league owner (who also drafted Redskins QB Jason Campbell, Redskins RB Clinton, and Redskins WR Santana Moss) went as far to say "I would never pick Tony Romo".

However, I felt like I was the one who had just gotten one of the sleepers in the draft. Romo, who made the pro bowl last year, will probably improve in his 2nd season NFL staring quarterback. With a below average running game, the Cowboys will more likely look to pass than run especially at the goal line. With great red zone targets in Owens and Witten, I look for Romo to have a good year fantasy wise.

I think it's amusing that some fans in fantasy football allow their feelings for their favorite team to get in their way of getting the best player available. Imagine being in a league filled with Patriot fans where Peyton Manning is picked in middle of the draft. What about a Texan fan league where Matt Schaub is projected as a 1st round pick and Ron Dayne is considered a steal for the 2nd round pick.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Michael Vick in Trouble

Atlanta's Quarterback Michael Vick was recently cited as of May 31st by ESPN.com as being one of the "heavyweights" of the dogfighting world. Below is a music video which makes references Michael Vick's past incidents. Explained below that is how Vick's life has been in turmoil for the past year.



Nov 26th- Vick Gives the Middle Finger

After the Falcons preceded to lose their fourth consecutive game while fans heckled the Falcon's QB, Vick gave the Falcons' fans the finger. The Falcons missed the postseason for the 2nd straight year with a 7-9 record. Despite being an excellent rusher, Vick was 20th in the league with a passer rating of 75.7.

January 11th 2007 - The water bottle incident
Vick was "reluctant to turn over his water bottle during the screening process" at Miami International Airport (the athlete was booked on an AirTran flight to Atlanta). Vick subsequently relinquished the 20-ounce Aquafina bottle, which was placed in a recycling bin by a Transportation Security Administration screener. Suspicious as to why Vick hesitated in handing over the bottle, TSA screener Gertrude Joseph retrieved the bottle, notified her supervisor, and brought the item to the TSA operations center. There the officials discovered that the bottle's label "contained a seam which separated the top and the bottom of the bottle. Both ends were sealed by clear partitions and what appeared to be a silicone sealant." The concealed compartment, the report notes, contained "a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with Marijuana." No charges were filed.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0118071mexico1.html

May 31st, 2007- Heavyweight in Dogfighting
Sources tell ESPN that Vick involvement in the sport, making as much as $40,000 for each dog fight.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2884063

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Spurs/Cavs Thoughts

Too bad Cleavland gave their best effort against
the San Antonio Spurs, as the Cavs
won both games in the regular season.
Now the Spurs will not take them likely.

I have San Antonio Spurs in 5, while it could be 6. I feel the Spurs have done a good job in keeping down penetration throughout the series whether it be Carmelo Anthony and AI of the Denver Nuggets or Steve Nash and Leandro Barbosa of the Phoenix Suns. Denver, Phoenix, and Utah all had better big men than the Cavs in my mind and Tim Duncan and company disposed of them easily.

I also find it odd that the player with the most offensive success against the Cavs has been Antawn Jamison, 2nd to scoring only to Kobe with 32 ppg. Even Mikki Moore and Rasheed Wallace enjoyed mild sucess against Cleavland's defense. The ex factor in this series will be Ginobli whose unorthodox style will be difficult and I suspect that the Cavs will not be able to stop him.

What would scare me most about Cleavland is that they have gotten better throughout the postseason. But does the Pistons loss to the Cavs really say that they are that good or were the Pistons really that overrated? The Nets were not that good and the Wizards were without their two best players in Gilbert Arenas and Caron Butler. Cleavland may have has simply won the east because.... well somebody had too!

3 more things to consider
1. Tony Parker may be the guard that will create havoc for Cleavland. The Cavs have struggled in keeping combo guards like Gilbert Arenas and Dwayne Wade in the past.

2. Tim Duncan is better than any big that Cleavland faced. Duh! he's the best big in the league.

3. Bruce Bowen is the biggest cheap shot artist and will probably get under Lebron's skin who tends to complain to refs. I wonder how the league will react if Bowen nails LeBron's balls

The odds in Vegas (according to my friend):

If you bet $475 on the Spurs, you can get back a grand total of $100 more dollars.
If you bet $100 on the Cavs, you get back a total of $375.